This funny one color letterpress card is perfect for friends or anyone having a rough day. Send it, or keep it for yourself. "There Is Not Enough Xanax For This Shit."
Printed on beautiful 100% cotton paper, fluffy and yummy to write on. The cotton used is left over from the garment industry so it's recycled and earth friendly!
- Materials: 100% Cotton Paper
- Finish: Gift Card
- Inside Greeting: Blank
- A2 Size
- Paired with a blueberry envelope
- Packaged in a clear sleeve
- Hand Printed in the U.S.A.
At Domaci, we strive to deliver your purchase with excellent service and flexibility to all 48 contiguous US states and the District of Columbia, every time. For information and clarification or to receive a custom delivery quote please contact us at (484) 212-5610 or email at email@example.com prior to placing your order.
Nationwide Front Door: in-stock decor, accents and small furniture items typically arrive via USPS, UPS, FedEx in an estimated 1-2 weeks. In-stock larger items that ship freight may take 4-6 weeks. Items shipped direct from the manufacturer may incur a longer lead time. Quicker ship times may be available, contact us for details.
White Glove Delivery Delivery Upgrade: Select items may be available for a White Glove delivery upgrade. These items are brought into your home, unpacked and assembled*. For added convenience, all packaging materials will be removed. Estimated shipping time is approximately 4-6 weeks, though remote areas may take longer.
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We take great pride in the quality and craftsmanship of our home furnishings and everyday home essentials. Our commitment to bringing you designs handmade by skilled artisans using the highest quality materials is unyielding. This, together with our ongoing commitment to sustainability, drives our business. For information and clarification please contact us at (484) 212-5610 or email at firstname.lastname@example.org prior to placing your order.
Items Eligible for Return: You may return eligible items, such as in-stock decor and accessories, for a full refund within 14 days of your purchase. Items must be returned in new, unopened & sellable condition. [Learn More]
Special Order Home Furnishing Returns: Unless otherwise noted, most special order furniture, lighting and rugs (excludes Floorcloths) may be returned for store credit if initiated within 14 days. Terms, exclusions & restocking fees do apply. Review before purchasing. [Learn More]
Items Not Available for Return: Custom, Made-to-Order, Seasonal, Domaci Makers, Domaci Flea, Items on Consignment, Mattresses, Opened/Used Everyday Essentials (soaps, cleaners, detergents), Floor Model Furnishings, Perishable & Pantry Items, Fees for Services Rendered, Shipping & Handling, Gift Cards
Damaged and Defective Items: Items are carefully inspected prior to shipment and/or delivery, but damages do happen. Please inspect your pieces upon receipt and notify us of any damage within 48 hours so we may promptly work on a replacement or repair. Defective product may only be returned for replacement. [Learn More]
Warranty: While most Special Order and Made-To-Order furnishings include a limited 1-year manufacture's warranty, we strongly encourage you to add a Furniture & Area Rug Protection Plan to help protect your new purchase for years to come. [Learn More]
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